can u hammer a 6" spike thru a board w/ ur penis?

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ammit420:

iont trust no old white dude w/ they shirt tucked in fuck that

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deersatan:

"dinner’s ready!"

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Cake Boss inspired things to say during sex:

tobiscuits:

  • We’re gonna dirty ice it
  • EEEeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy
  • This is my brother in law, Joey
  • I don’t think it’s going to fit through the door
  • What a great reaction

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